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when someone is completely wasted that he/she ends up looking like Quazzie Moto from the Hunchback of Notre Dame. This look is often characterized by one eye shut and hunching over (maybe a little drooling, too)
Girl 1: I tried calling Brett last night so we could meet up... I called like 5 times.... He answered once, but all I heard were grunts and heavy breathing.

Girl 2: Don't take it personally, he was quazzie
quazzie by :):):):D January 5, 2010
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That quazzie is smokin' hot.
Quazzie by Kelsey Ashlee February 16, 2009
The gunk build-up in the corners of one's mouth or the smeared residue over the lips of one who chews gum or uses snus.
This moist bag has left a ton of quazzle 'round me chops!
quazzle by Zebra2374 April 4, 2019
Dried spit that forms on the corner of one's mouth. It is white in colour and can be wiped, rolled and flicked. Normally occurs after not keeping hydrated, speaking for long periods of time, bad breath or an overflow of saliva.

It is known to be in the notorious list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you eg. eye boogers or food stuck in one's teeth.
'Damn, Mr Rock. You got bare quazzel. Take a breath mint, blud.'
Quazzel by CowboyMisterEg March 8, 2021
the act of bullshitting stories that there is no way can be true
we could defiantly tell luke was quazzin when he tried to tell us about his run in with the cops.
quazzin by wink6311 January 13, 2010

quazzlepuffed 

Quazzlepuffed

The state of being shocked or in disbelief
The lady stood there quazzlepuffed.
quazzlepuffed by maephie November 13, 2022
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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