The deliberate act of burning all pictures, momentos, and miscellaneous sentimental items associated with or given by an ex. This is usually associated with an unpleasant breakup.
Guy 1: “So I hear Jennifer dumped Eric last weekend. How’s he doing?”
Guy 2: “Oh, he’s much better after a bottle of Jack and a little pyrotherapy.”
Protraximine Hydrochloride. A controversial medication still in clinical trials, but has shown great promise. A physical dose of fistus maximus to ones face or any random part of the body. Sometimes multiple doses are required to get the desired results. Can be lethal, use with caution.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.