Protraximine Hydrochloride. A controversial medication still in clinical trials, but has shown great promise. A physical dose of fistus maximus to ones face or any random part of the body. Sometimes multiple doses are required to get the desired results. Can be lethal, use with caution.
That bitch never shuts up he needs a dose of protraxis, maybe two...
Programistan is the place where the IT department has placed files/pages that everyone in the company needs to update or change but that no one in the company can access. It's buried under some alphabet soup programming language/code/bleck that only Mitch in IT can change.
"I need to change some text on the website. Who do I ask about that?" "Aw, man, that isn't happening today. Only Mitch can do that; those files are in Programistan."