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Protender 

The act of one pretending or proclaiming to be a pro athlete when in reality they are not. Particularly common in the sport of triathlon.

Protenders are fond of applying for as much sponsorship as possible. They are proud to wear more logos than a NASCAR and claim to have "signed" with these sponsors. Yet, in reality, their sponsorship is little more than a cost discount.

Sadly there are several instances of protenders bending the truth or blatantly lying to potential sponsors in order to land a sponsorship, thus stealing said sponsorship from deserving real pros.

Protenders are almost always slow, non-competitve and little more than pack fodder.
"Did you see the new Team Timex roster? What a bunch of protenders".
Protender by eire8tri January 12, 2011

provender bag 

feed bag, commonly used to feed horses their oats.

ye ask: whats a provender bag?,tis the bag he puts his provender in
provender bag by wallbight August 22, 2008

Pyrogendered 

Coming from the Greek word pur(fire) which down the line evolved into pyro for the English folk, and the latin word genus which evolved into what we know nowadays as gender, Pyrogendered is a quite new gender identity for people who see themselves as the incarnation of fire.

Some signs of being Pyrogendered include, but are not limited to: feeling a literal burning passion in your heart, understanding a fellow campfire's emotions, wanting to set the fire department on fire for what they've done to your friends, monsters.

Although some people will question your sanity and say you're an arsonist, just tell them that they're being pyrophobic and should let Pyrogendered folk like yourself roam free and spread your love/influence

Pyrogendered people also prefer the pronouns fire/starter
"Mom, Dad, I think I'm Pyrogendered, my heart's on fire"

"My friend here thinks fire's Pyrogendered, fire thinks fire's the incarnation of fire"

"Starter emotion's shouldn't be tempered, I heard fire likes starting fires, says fire feels safe like this"
Pyrogendered by Lolokman132 July 26, 2021

pomogender 

Someone who can’t find a a label that perfectly describes their gender identity and/or there might not be a gender identity that exists that describes how they feel
Person 1: Hey I can’t find my gender identity

Person 2: You might be Pomogender

Person 1: Oh, I haven’t thought about that. It might be me since no gender identity fits me perfectly.
pomogender by PussyPiamon69 June 9, 2022

progenerate 

Progenerate
noun
/prə(ʊ)ʒɛn(ə)rət/
1. A fun person who enjoys the wilder side of life while not negatively impacting others. A person who would ordinarily be shamed by societies standards.
2. A degenerate, but in a good way
3. 😈
I had such a great time at the BDSM event, I was such a progenerate.
progenerate by 89kaykay November 2, 2022

pregendertend 

Pretending to be the opposite sex to get into gender specific events.
Hey man, there's a free women's only TRX class at Peak Experiences.....let's pregendertend and get in free!
pregendertend by Pure Luck April 11, 2011