Pwnistic

Very good (see Pwn) To be pwnistic is to be unbeatable, or close to.

I am pwnistic at this game!

by Scruffy Joe913 November 19, 2009

Pwngistic

(adj)-
1. of or relating to extreme pwnage.
2. preforming or tending to preform acts of total domination.

1. George Washington sent 13,000 troops to suppress a few hundred drunk farmers in the Whiskey Rebellion. Needless to say, it was a pwngistic event.

2. The competition at the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics was wiped out by the pwngistic Michael Phelps who won 8 gold medals that year.

by SomberFortress July 6, 2010

Penisticles

The collective term for a mans penis and testicles. Much more efficient since it is one word.

I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.

by thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015

penistic winker

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

pwnstick

Pwnstick(1)

Noun

The object of which somebody is "pwned" with, often associated with the banhammer. After the event of which somebody is pwned with the object, the object is then known as a pwnstick for the rest of its existence.


Pwnstick(2)

Verb

When somebody is the victim of a pwnstick attack, he has been pwnstick'd. The term "pwnstick'd" is a synonym for owned, pwned, and banned.

Pwnstick(3)

Noun

A large penis.

Did you see Mike get hit with that pwnstick?



Josh just got fuckin' pwnsticked!



Kate rode his pwnstick like a bike.

by prms March 30, 2009