puzzed

a state of confusion; short for puzzled

"Nicole was so puzzed when she reached into the bag of pretzels and pulled out a dog treat!"

by rebecca chernin February 12, 2010

Puzzed

The act of getting buzzed after only drinking "female" or "fruity" alcohol. You refer to one being "puzzed" because they are "pussy buzzed", seeing as how they could not drink hard liquor.

See also: Prunk

Person 1: I got so buzzed last night!
Person 2: What were you drinking?
Person 1: Boris'!
Person 2: You were puzzed...

by intelligent-thinker July 6, 2012

pozzed

Description for a group/entity that has been infected with postmodern identity politics that erodes its ability to carry out the original mission.

Urban Dictionary is pretty pozzed these days

by craig395792 April 6, 2021

Pezzed

the perfect level of drunkenness; on the Scale of Drunkenness (from Buzzed to Black-Out), being pezzed is after being tipsy but before being drunk.

you are relaxed but awake, energetic and outgoing but not making a fool of yourself.

"dude, do shots with me!"

"nah thats ok, I'm already pezzed, i won't need another drink for a bit."

by zoeeager August 18, 2008

pozzed

being zapped with AIDs by a homosexual male on purpose.

You got AIDS? lol, you got pozzed.

by Full Rake September 21, 2006

pozzed

To be intentionally infected with a viral disease, typically Aids. Seen as a "bad beat", especially in poker circles

Grimmstar was pozzed for life when he pulled that douchebag move on the dude at nl 20k

by BBVforever September 21, 2006

pozzed

to become HIV-positive due to purposeful infection from a gay HIV+ man.

Did you see Varkonyi pozzed Hellmuth with his QTo?
Grimstar pozzed that guy when he didn't coin-flip with him.

by Mason David McSklansky September 22, 2006