puzzed 

a state of confusion; short for puzzled

"Nicole was so puzzed when she reached into the bag of pretzels and pulled out a dog treat!"

puzzed by rebecca chernin February 12, 2010

Puzzed 

The act of getting buzzed after only drinking "female" or "fruity" alcohol. You refer to one being "puzzed" because they are "pussy buzzed", seeing as how they could not drink hard liquor.

See also: Prunk

Person 1: I got so buzzed last night!
Person 2: What were you drinking?
Person 1: Boris'!
Person 2: You were puzzed...

Puzzed by intelligent-thinker July 6, 2012

pozzed 

Description for a group/entity that has been infected with postmodern identity politics that erodes its ability to carry out the original mission.

Urban Dictionary is pretty pozzed these days

pozzed by craig395792 April 6, 2021

Pezzed

the perfect level of drunkenness; on the Scale of Drunkenness (from Buzzed to Black-Out), being pezzed is after being tipsy but before being drunk.

you are relaxed but awake, energetic and outgoing but not making a fool of yourself.

"dude, do shots with me!"

"nah thats ok, I'm already pezzed, i won't need another drink for a bit."

Pezzed by zoeeager August 18, 2008

pozzed 

being zapped with AIDs by a homosexual male on purpose.

You got AIDS? lol, you got pozzed.

pozzed by Full Rake September 21, 2006

pozzed 

To be intentionally infected with a viral disease, typically Aids. Seen as a "bad beat", especially in poker circles

Grimmstar was pozzed for life when he pulled that douchebag move on the dude at nl 20k

pozzed by BBVforever September 21, 2006

pozzed 

to become HIV-positive due to purposeful infection from a gay HIV+ man.

Did you see Varkonyi pozzed Hellmuth with his QTo?
Grimstar pozzed that guy when he didn't coin-flip with him.

pozzed by Mason David McSklansky September 22, 2006