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Pronunciation - (Pew-ti-she-on)
Plural - Puteice (Pew-tee-s)

Definition: a Haphazardly cobbled together request or demand (Usually in writing) made to an authority or organized body (such as a court) which gives no regard for Spelling or Grammatic correctness.
Scenario 1 -
Person 1: "Bro how did you throw together the petition so fast?!"
Person 2: "What Can I say, I'm just a skilled writer." -Aside- "little do the know, this document is a total 'Putitian' there is no way it will get approved."

Scenario 2 -

Teacher: "Johny. . . listen, I can not accept your homework, it's a complete and utter Putitian, I can barely understand your writing."
Putitian by Allegory_Aly February 26, 2024
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putitang 

Another word for pussy. Or Puti for short.

AKA Laudun as a loving nickname.
I need some putitang!!
putitang by Alaina joyxoxo February 19, 2009

putitinthecauldron 

the act of keeping something dear to your heart or the thought of someone or something being stirable
*You looking stir*

Him: damn i’d putitinthecauldron
putitinthecauldron by p11tc January 28, 2022

putitininit 

How to be a complete retard
James, you are a Putitininit
putitininit by blackman42069 April 3, 2017

Putiting 

The unsure and cautious groping of the boobs during a make out session to see if the female is in the mood to go further.
The man was putiting his wife, hopefully.
Putiting by BiggestEyesAlive October 18, 2010
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