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putined

(1) Describing when a political opponent is removed through trickery or other immoral means;(2) Describing when a political opponent is removed through deadly means;(3) describing when a political opponent is removed by Vladimir Putin.
"Dude, Nancy totally Putined Charlie during the run for class president."
by Politigeni August 2, 2016
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putined

verb;

(1) Describing when someone loses something (or takes something) in an intelligent and effective way; (2) A way of describing being outsmarted by someone; or outsmarting someone.

"You got putined", "I got putined", "Obama got putined", "S/he got putined", "I putined him"
Example: Russia in 2014, lead by President Putin, assimilates Crimea without bloodshed and holds a successful democratic referendum. Newspaper headline reads: "Obama gets Putined"
by Dion. May 8, 2014
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Putined

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.
Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF
by SDC 101 December 6, 2022
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Putinesque

Resembling an action or statement made by Vladimir Putin.
Putin’s Bitch, being positively Putinesque, publicly humiliates each adversary the same day they move against him, to attempt to prevent their truths from gaining traction, just like any mafia don or fascist dictator who believes he’s untouchable.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019
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Poutined

What happens to someone when their opponent sinks a disc in the center target hole in a game of crokinole.

Derived from the American name for the center hole in a crokinole board "the Poutine"

Pronounced (Pooo-Teen)
Nice shot. Looks like you really poutined Dixon.

Yeah. His last shot was not a valid shot and he left the board open.
by ChiefErik March 19, 2018
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Putindemic

A world were everyone is affected by the growing idioticness of Putin
The Putindemic is taking over THE WORLD
HEL- PPPPPPP MEEEEEEE
*dies of cringe and putindemic fused together*
by Error Cracker May 22, 2022
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putindupe

A person in 2016 who voted for Donald J. Trump after being duped by an internet campaign of fake news executed by the Putin regime in Russia.
My connedservative

cousin is such a putindupe.
by trixsie February 19, 2017
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