Putana Madonna 

An extremely vulgar phrase in Italian. Putana means slut/whore/prostitute. The Madonna is Mary, the mother of Jesus. "Madonna" is sometimes translated as "mother of God."

If you say this phrase, you're basically calling Jesus's mom a whore.

Uomo 1: "Mia moglie è incinta da un altro uomo"
Uomo 2: "Putana Madonna! Crepi!"

Putana Madonna by diovero August 21, 2007

madonna puttana 

Madonna Puttana is an useful italian expression.
It may assume several meaning depending on the situation.
The origin of the exclamation come from the beginning of times, where Madonna got pregnant by the Mule and not from Giuseppe, her husband, who was the first to say 'Madonna Puttana'

moeghea madonna puttana !
Please shut up!

ehh madonna puttana !
What have you done?

Varda madonna puttana !
I did know it! It happened.

ehh Madonna (stra)puttana dio can!
We have (serious) trouble.

Chi xe sta? A madonna puttana ?
Who did it? It wasn't you, was you?

madonna puttana

madonna puttana by CCqq January 17, 2009

Puttana la Madonna 

''Puttana la madonna'' is an italian exclamation, it means ''The Virgin Mary is a Bitch''.
Italians usually say it when they are angry.

Puttana la madonna, mi è caduta la sigaretta!

Porco dio e puttana la madonna, sono incazzatissimo!

Puttana la Madonna by porcodiobastardorottoinculo October 11, 2010