Put it in "H" 

The driving technique that got you home when you were WAY too drunk to drive and have no recollection of even getting home. When an automobile is placed in "H" instead of "D" it drives itself home.

Dude I woke up on my floor this morning, I must have just put it in "H" last night because I don't even remember leaving the bar...

Put it in "H" by CaptainHoek November 14, 2007

I'd put it in her butt. 

A broad compliment to a pretty girl. Usually in the case where you would like to sleep with her, but she isn't worth getting pregnant and having to stick around with for 18 years

You: Hey man, look at the hottie over there.
Me: Damn, yeah "I'd put it in her butt."

I'd put it in her butt. by Puddiw July 27, 2011

Put it in her butt

The most common advice you will be given if you ever consult a member of the MX forums on complex relationship issues.

Desperate person - "I love this girl, she's really special to me but I don't know what I should do to get her to notice how much I want to be with her..."

MXican - "Put it in her butt." :naughty:

Put it in her butt by Homicidal_Klown August 14, 2005

i would put it in her mouth

saying that a girl is worthy of having your genitals in their mouth

guy 1: hey you see that hot ass chick!
guy 2: "i would put it in her mouth."
guy 1: totally

i would put it in her mouth by Kacktastic April 30, 2010

put it in her dog 

penetration of a male into a female's ass

I heard Erik was desperately trying to put it in her dog last night, but she wasn't having it.

put it in her dog by whiskerdick April 19, 2010

stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole 

A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know

When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit

stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole by daflashers June 25, 2017

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Put It In Your Mouth And Smile 

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Put It In Your Mouth And Smile

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Put It In Your Mouth And Smile

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Put It In Your Mouth And Smile by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025