Put it in "H"

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The driving technique that got you home when you were WAY too drunk to drive and have no recollection of even getting home. When an automobile is placed in "H" instead of "D" it drives itself home.

Dude I woke up on my floor this morning, I must have just put it in "H" last night because I don't even remember leaving the bar...

Put it in "H" by CaptainHoek November 14, 2007

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I'd put it in her butt.

A broad compliment to a pretty girl. Usually in the case where you would like to sleep with her, but she isn't worth getting pregnant and having to stick around with for 18 years

You: Hey man, look at the hottie over there.
Me: Damn, yeah "I'd put it in her butt."

I'd put it in her butt. by Puddiw July 27, 2011

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Put it in "H" • F.M.S.H.T.I.C.W.A • M*A*S*H • M.U.H.H. • M*A*S*H* • D.U.H.H. • I.T.P.H.J • R.U.A.H. • t.s.g.h • A.c.a.h

Put it in her butt

The most common advice you will be given if you ever consult a member of the MX forums on complex relationship issues.

Desperate person - "I love this girl, she's really special to me but I don't know what I should do to get her to notice how much I want to be with her..."

MXican - "Put it in her butt." :naughty:

Put it in her butt by Homicidal_Klown August 14, 2005

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i would put it in her mouth

saying that a girl is worthy of having your genitals in their mouth

guy 1: hey you see that hot ass chick!
guy 2: "i would put it in her mouth."
guy 1: totally

i would put it in her mouth by Kacktastic April 30, 2010

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put it in her dog

penetration of a male into a female's ass

I heard Erik was desperately trying to put it in her dog last night, but she wasn't having it.

put it in her dog by whiskerdick April 19, 2010

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stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole

A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know

When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit

stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole by daflashers June 25, 2017

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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Put It In Your Mouth And Smile by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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