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pussytard
adjective: Used when describing someone who possesses the qualities of a pussy and a retard. Also known as someone who is both stupid and a scaredy cat.
Girl #1: What the fuck, he's being so stupid and is not even owning up to his idiocy.
Girl #2: Don't even pay attention to him, he's a pussytard.
Girl #2: Don't even pay attention to him, he's a pussytard.
pussytard by hehnehseees February 20, 2011
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Pussyated • Pussypated • Pussytated • Pussy ate • pussyeater9000 • pussyfied • pisspated • Pussatude • pusstrated • pussyage
pusstrated
A blend of "pussy" and "frustrated", meaning very angry at your girlfriend because she broke up with you.
Ex1: Dude, my girl just ditched me. I’m so freaking pusstrated.
Ex2: Breaking up right before engagement could be very pusstrating.
Ex3: Come on man! Stop being pusstrated!
Ex2: Breaking up right before engagement could be very pusstrating.
Ex3: Come on man! Stop being pusstrated!
pusstrated by Ilyagoga September 9, 2016
pussygate
pussygate by Jake from State Farm's khakis November 23, 2016
pussyfied
Josh became pussyfied when he told the coach he didn't want to run because it would mess up his hair.
pussyfied by Kimmy and Bernard July 6, 2005
pussyeater
pussyeater by Janus November 3, 2003
pussytease
a guy who says that he wants some, but instead he is too scared to make a move and just leads girls on.
pussytease by liz January 16, 2005
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Pee Calculus
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