Pussy Taxi

Girl with wheels, usually older than you, who picks you up and drops you off in exchange for sex. Possibly, but not necessarily, your boo.

Example 1:

Employee: "Hey boss, I would love to stay and talk about this project a little longer, but my pussy taxi is here".

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Example 2:

Guy1: "Stuck at dinner with the 'rents - so can't pick you up at the airport like I said I would."
Guy2: "No worries. I'm dial my pussy taxi."

by MakeItStopItHurts September 10, 2010

taxi pussy

When a female cannot afford to pay the fee of the taxi, she is eligible to fuck the driver untill the fee is payed off, instead of paying or getting arrested

Driver: that will be 70.65$

Woman: oh man. I don't have that much. Is there any way I can pay you?

Driver: some taxi Pussy will be acceptable

by zxkillaxxx November 24, 2013

pussytax

Money you pay to keep your girlfriend/woman satisfied or which you have spend on gifts, perfume, dope and jewellery to keep her from diggin someone else.

1. I paid all my pussytax for the next two months. I'm safe.

by lourenço September 13, 2004

Pussytarian

A individual whose diet consists of only pussy.

Person 1: “Hey bro i just decided to become a pussytarian”
Person 2: “wtf is that”
Person 1: “all i eat is pussy all day long nothing else its really beneficial you should try it”

by Dapluglord December 27, 2021

Pussytarian

A woman who is concerned with her pussy and promotes preserving it.

She's a Pussytarian.

by Chaotic Madness April 20, 2020

pussytarien

A man or woman who like to perform cunningulus on a woman's vagina for over 3 hours everyday.

I don't need breakfast I already had my Pussytarien meal for 3 hours I feel great.

by Ryan Baconator August 29, 2021

Molotov Pussytail

An impractical and inferior version to the well-known DIY weapon, the Molotov Cocktail, where you soak a rag in liquor, pour the entire contents of the liquor out of the bottle, wash the inside of the bottle to ensure the inside doesn’t have any flames, and wrap the rag around the bottle. You then light the outside of the bottle on fire while holding it, and throwing it at whichever target you wish to hardly damage.

This creates a far smaller result and ensures a burnt hand.

(I didn’t make up the word which, unfortunately, has misogynistic undertones, im just telling you what happened)

“I want to riot, but I don’t want to burn pretty much anything other than my hands and a rag… oh and I also wanna leave a little bit of glass around the rag.. oooh I’ll try a Molotov Pussytail!!”

by Cum Fungus March 1, 2023