10 definitions by Cum Fungus
by Cum Fungus March 2, 2023
A peephole that’s put in the door the opposite way so police can see what’s going on inside black peoples houses… because police unfairly bug black people… using a black peephole.
Hey (insert fellow police officers name). Let’s use this black peephole to see what black people are doing
by Cum Fungus April 18, 2023
The female counterpart to the famous “Gorilla Mask”.
A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.
Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.
A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.
Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.
by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023
An impractical and inferior version to the well-known DIY weapon, the Molotov Cocktail, where you soak a rag in liquor, pour the entire contents of the liquor out of the bottle, wash the inside of the bottle to ensure the inside doesn’t have any flames, and wrap the rag around the bottle. You then light the outside of the bottle on fire while holding it, and throwing it at whichever target you wish to hardly damage.
This creates a far smaller result and ensures a burnt hand.
(I didn’t make up the word which, unfortunately, has misogynistic undertones, im just telling you what happened)
This creates a far smaller result and ensures a burnt hand.
(I didn’t make up the word which, unfortunately, has misogynistic undertones, im just telling you what happened)
“I want to riot, but I don’t want to burn pretty much anything other than my hands and a rag… oh and I also wanna leave a little bit of glass around the rag.. oooh I’ll try a Molotov Pussytail!!”
by Cum Fungus March 2, 2023
1. When a burn victim hikes up her melted-on yoga pants
2. A cigarette sandwich (Used in French cockfighting culture)
2. A cigarette sandwich (Used in French cockfighting culture)
by Cum Fungus April 18, 2023
When a woman’s labia is so pronounced, that when she hikes up her yoga pants, it looks like a pair of tits coming out of her twat.
by Cum Fungus April 18, 2023