Pussy purse

Using ones vagina as a means of transporting items from one place to another.

Little Timmy; Hey mom, how do you plan on taking those gummy bears from the candy shop into the movies?
Mom: I'm simply going to sneak them in by tucking them away up in my pussy purse.
Son: I think I may have just thrown up in my mouth.

by reDICKulous Definitions June 21, 2015

Pussy Purse

1. Fanny pack worn over female genitalia.

2. Something you can stuff alot of shit into
3. Pouch strapped across the pussy

My wife stuffed her pussy purse for her run.

by Zaoddball February 03, 2024

Pussy Purse

1. Fanny pack worn over female genitalia
2. Something you can stuff alot of shit into
3. Pouch worn over pussy

My wife stuffed her pussy purse for her run.

by Zaoddball February 03, 2024