Pussy purse 

Using ones vagina as a means of transporting items from one place to another.

Little Timmy; Hey mom, how do you plan on taking those gummy bears from the candy shop into the movies?
Mom: I'm simply going to sneak them in by tucking them away up in my pussy purse.
Son: I think I may have just thrown up in my mouth.

Pussy purse by reDICKulous Definitions June 29, 2015

Pussy Purse 

1. Fanny pack worn over female genitalia.

2. Something you can stuff alot of shit into
3. Pouch strapped across the pussy

My wife stuffed her pussy purse for her run.

Pussy Purse by Zaoddball February 2, 2024

Pussy Purse 

1. Fanny pack worn over female genitalia
2. Something you can stuff alot of shit into
3. Pouch worn over pussy

My wife stuffed her pussy purse for her run.

Pussy Purse by Zaoddball February 2, 2024

Pussy pulse 

When a girl's heart beat is in her vagina. When a girl is so attracted to a guy. He says all the right things that make her heart and pussy throb for him.

When he is in her he says " girl I can feel your pussy pulse."

Pussy pulse by DubU-Rizz February 20, 2024

Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS) 

A common condition suffered among most men ages 16 and over characterized by: immature behavior, acting like a scared little bitch, and crying because of lack of game.

Girl 1: Wow...Dan only invited me to this party so he could attempt to get in my pants and proceed to cry because he's an asshole and no one likes him.

Girl 2: He sounds like a major pussy.

Girl 1: Oh yes he is actually; he suffers from PPS...Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS).

Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS) by Bella Yonder May 25, 2011

Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS) 

A common condition suffered among most men ages 16 and over characterized by: immature behavior, acting like a scared little bitch, and crying because of lack of game.

Girl 1: Wow...Dan only invited me to this party so he could attempt to get in my pants and proceed to cry because he's an asshole and no one likes him.

Girl 2: He sounds like a major pussy.

Girl 1: Oh yes he is actually; he suffers from PPS...Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS).

Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS) by Bella Yonder June 11, 2011

pussypulse 

1. a male state of mind in which all attractive qualities in a woman, except her vagina, are rendered irrelevant due to an extreme lack of sex.

2.The only certified and approved medicine for the otherwise fatal condition of pussyhands.

3. A real turn off for a necrophiliac.

Billy: "Poor Tom hasn't gotten laid in years. He's now in pussypulse mode..."

Tom:" I don't care how ugly she is. As long as she has a pulse in her pussy I'M GOING IN!"

pussypulse by heythewhat January 20, 2012