after a night of drinking, you wake up to find the girl you've been with all night lies next to you in bed, but instead of being the beauty you'd imagined her to be the in yester-night, she now turns out to be completely hagged over.
...and then she turns around and oh my god she's totally hagged over so I threw up and said that it's cause I'm totally hung over.
by heythewhat October 23, 2014
1. a male state of mind in which all attractive qualities in a woman, except her vagina, are rendered irrelevant due to an extreme lack of sex.
2.The only certified and approved medicine for the otherwise fatal condition of pussyhands.
3. A real turn off for a necrophiliac.
2.The only certified and approved medicine for the otherwise fatal condition of pussyhands.
3. A real turn off for a necrophiliac.
Billy: "Poor Tom hasn't gotten laid in years. He's now in pussypulse mode..."
Tom:" I don't care how ugly she is. As long as she has a pulse in her pussy I'M GOING IN!"
Tom:" I don't care how ugly she is. As long as she has a pulse in her pussy I'M GOING IN!"
by heythewhat January 20, 2012
by heythewhat January 08, 2012
Cody used to have three mega zits right under his lower lip. They combined to create a pimple dome that now covers his entire mouth.
by heythewhat January 09, 2012
by heythewhat February 20, 2012
Zit 1: "hey Eric can you help me with your magic sword +1? we must defeat the black dragon!"
Zit 2 : "No prob Bob!
Zit 2 : "No prob Bob!
by heythewhat January 09, 2012
Billy: "Whoa! Dude, why's the toilet all brown and green?!"
Tom: "Oh man! I forgot to flush. This stuff been decomposing there for at least three days"
Billy: "This is one cool pool o' stool"
Tom: "Oh man! I forgot to flush. This stuff been decomposing there for at least three days"
Billy: "This is one cool pool o' stool"
by heythewhat January 07, 2012