13 definitions by heythewhat

sir pops alot

the rank one achieves after popping a specified number of zits:

1. 10 regular zits
2. 5 megazits
3. 2 pimple domes

Cody: "Oh boy! I just popped 5 megazits at the same time!"
Tom: "that's great sir pops alot"

by heythewhat January 22, 2012

pool o' stool

a confined area filled with water in which fecal matter can be stored indefinitely

Billy: "Whoa! Dude, why's the toilet all brown and green?!"

Tom: "Oh man! I forgot to flush. This stuff been decomposing there for at least three days"

Billy: "This is one cool pool o' stool"

by heythewhat January 7, 2012

prebail

a sum of money given to a cop at the moment of arrest in exchange for a pardon.

"All I had was 1 dollar worth of prebail. I never had a chance convincing that cop to let me go."

by heythewhat January 17, 2012

Pimple Dome

The Mecca of all zits, created through the symbiosis of no less then three mega zits.

Cody used to have three mega zits right under his lower lip. They combined to create a pimple dome that now covers his entire mouth.

by heythewhat January 8, 2012

no prob bob

an extremely annoying phrase used by zurbans, that conveys mutual trust and sympathy.

Zit 1: "hey Eric can you help me with your magic sword +1? we must defeat the black dragon!"

Zit 2 : "No prob Bob!

by heythewhat January 8, 2012

No Shit

an exclamation conveying a mixed sense of gladness and surprise over a matter of common interest between two or more people

Billy: "I just unloaded a major dump in our new bathroom!"
Tom: "Any residues?"
Billy: "Clean as a whistle"
Tom: "No Shit!"
Billy: "that's right"

by heythewhat January 3, 2012

pussypulse

1. a male state of mind in which all attractive qualities in a woman, except her vagina, are rendered irrelevant due to an extreme lack of sex.

2.The only certified and approved medicine for the otherwise fatal condition of pussyhands.

3. A real turn off for a necrophiliac.

Billy: "Poor Tom hasn't gotten laid in years. He's now in pussypulse mode..."

Tom:" I don't care how ugly she is. As long as she has a pulse in her pussy I'M GOING IN!"

by heythewhat January 14, 2012