13 definition by heythewhat

Billy: "I just unloaded a major dump in our new bathroom!"
Tom: "Any residues?"
Billy: "Clean as a whistle"
Tom: "No Shit!"
Billy: "that's right"

Johnny is the best one in all of his dumb class. He is the dumbest

Criminal 1: "shit! the cops are here and they're coming for us!"

Criminal 2: "whatchagonnado? whatchagonnado when they come for you?"

Billy: "Whoa! Dude, why's the toilet all brown and green?!"

Tom: "Oh man! I forgot to flush. This stuff been decomposing there for at least three days"

Billy: "This is one cool pool o' stool"

"All I had was 1 dollar worth of prebail. I never had a chance convincing that cop to let me go."

Cody used to have three mega zits right under his lower lip. They combined to create a pimple dome that now covers his entire mouth.

Tom is in zurbania playing dungeons and dragons along with the other zurbans.