pussypulse 

1. a male state of mind in which all attractive qualities in a woman, except her vagina, are rendered irrelevant due to an extreme lack of sex.

2.The only certified and approved medicine for the otherwise fatal condition of pussyhands.

3. A real turn off for a necrophiliac.

Billy: "Poor Tom hasn't gotten laid in years. He's now in pussypulse mode..."

Tom:" I don't care how ugly she is. As long as she has a pulse in her pussy I'M GOING IN!"

pussypulse by heythewhat January 20, 2012

Nutsucker Pussypucker 

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.

Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

Nutsucker Pussypucker by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009

pussypassed

When all your hard work on your project doesn't matter because someone with a vagina also worked on it.

I wrote over 100,000 lines of code in order to get a photograph of a black hole, but someone with a vagina changed the font colors, got all the credit and pussypassed me.

pussypassed by SuicideNote July 22, 2019

pussypussygangbang 

when two pussies get together and gangbang the local gang (they win)

"oh shit! here come the pussies to pussypussygangbang us!"

pussypussygangbang by wharrgarblifiquement March 26, 2022

The Pussypult 

When you load yourself onto a catapult, assume the 'Pike' dive position and fly into a women's vaginal canal. For optimal pleasure, the catapultee must have reached terminal velocity before entrance of the vagina.

"Ok, Truth! What's your favourite sex position?"
"The Pussypult! That's an easy one!"
"Isn't that physically impossible? And even if it wasn't, it'd be both expensive and fatal for both you and your partner?"
"Nah."

The Pussypult by A Pissed-off Racoon June 7, 2017

pussypusher 

A pimp,or a heterosexual male who disdains anal intercourse.

"I don't do the ass man I'm a PUSSY PUSHER." Or:"See that pimp man he's the biggest PUSSYPUSHER in town."

pussypusher by Mugwump November 11, 2004

pussypuss 

The clear gook that comes from a girls vagina while she is horny.

Eric: Yo, what did you and Jessica do last night?

Joe: I licked the pussypuss from her vagina.

pussypuss by JSki94 November 24, 2009