A Pussy Pizza is the term used to describe a type of pizza eaten by weak people, for example, vegans and frail children. These varieties of pizza include, but are not limited to: flatbread pizzas, pitta pizzas, gluten free pizzas etc...
Stuart thought he was being both healthy and clever when he ordered a flatbread artisan pizza.
Little did he realise the magnitude of his error... Upon the arrival of said pussy pizza Stuart was shunned by those around him and forced to confront his decision after being forced to abandon his friends and family.
outcast and downtrodden Stuart wandered around aimlessly after these events, eventually renouncing his place in society and living out the rest of his days alone and in shame.
Little did he realise the magnitude of his error... Upon the arrival of said pussy pizza Stuart was shunned by those around him and forced to confront his decision after being forced to abandon his friends and family.
outcast and downtrodden Stuart wandered around aimlessly after these events, eventually renouncing his place in society and living out the rest of his days alone and in shame.
by Tyamm January 13, 2017
The sexual act with an order of pizza. The man places a slice of pizza on the woman's crotch. With the preparations complete, the man proceeds to eat dat pussy and the pizza at the same time. Proceed to add a new slice of pizza when the previous slice is finished. This act can also be done in reverse by wrapping said pizza slice around the penis. This is particularly useful when the woman has a vagina of peculiar taste or when the man needs a quick snack before work but the wife is in need of satisfaction.
"Jesus, I was about to leave for work, but Janey was horny as fuck. I was hungry though, and luckily had some spare pizza from last night, so I had some Pussy Pizza to eat. Lucky me!"
by Raven of Thor March 22, 2017
Pussy pizza is when a man OR woman puts cheese sauce and any toppings on a womans viaginia then puts it in the oven and eats it
by Amelia prick December 12, 2019
Female genitalia that is covered in large area with either acne, herpes, scavies, psorisus or other know skin-affected ailmets.
"I have to fuck my wife with the lights out because Susan is covered in pimples. Why, she even suffers from pizza pussy, it's so bad!!"
Sammie: "OMG Sarah! You're bleeding through your jeans! Do you need a tampon?"
Sarah: "Oh, no, that's just the aftermath from popping the zits on my pizza pussy."
Sammie: "...that's fucking sick."
"If you look carefully, that prostitute on the corner clearly suffers from pizza pussy, probably brought on by syphalis. Look, it spreads down her thighs!"
Sammie: "OMG Sarah! You're bleeding through your jeans! Do you need a tampon?"
Sarah: "Oh, no, that's just the aftermath from popping the zits on my pizza pussy."
Sammie: "...that's fucking sick."
"If you look carefully, that prostitute on the corner clearly suffers from pizza pussy, probably brought on by syphalis. Look, it spreads down her thighs!"
by Sarah the Amazing Pizza Pussy July 3, 2007
"Damn bro did you fuck Clarissa?" "Hell yeah man, she had hella Pizza Pussy doe" "That do be kinda nasty doe"
by TheSamster February 13, 2020