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Modem Pussy

A modem Pussy is a female of unknown physical attributes that tends to attract the weaker of human male specimens. This usually involves the unrealistic imaginations of MMORPG fanatics which are dually dissapointed by the pics posted.
For example "Dude, I ain't joining no guild for some modem pussy."
Modem Pussy by Mezca November 9, 2009

Modern day pussy 

Also, known as MDP.

A guy that allows his girlfriend to do things like...

1-Have guy friends.
2-Go out with the girls and drink at night.
3-Etc.

Usually, they are the byproduct of a brain washing libery media. Many of today's reality TV shows are to blame for this. MTV is also very responsible for pushing this kind of garbage behavior.
Bro, did you see Mike. He's letting his girlfriend go to a party where her ex-boyfriend will also be there. Man that is sad, he's turned into a Modern day pussy.

modern pussy

A pussy that has had at least one or two children maximum and still maintains reasonable friction.
My girlfriends modern pussy still felt tight after she had her second child.
modern pussy by Wilhepee May 2, 2014

Pussymove 

Pussymove - 'an action where one person is being a dick to another, and the other pulls a 'pussymove' by sucking up to the person to try and make it right again'
'dude i did a pussymove the other day when rachel tryed to break up with me'
Pussymove by KT852 March 22, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026