Pussy Dibs

A claim one has on a fuck buddy's genitalia that pre-dates any relationships they might have just entered.

"I just met someone! They are so dreamy! We're totally like seriously dating now."
"Well I hope you told them I have pussy dibs every now and then."
"Oh yah, no worries. When are you coming over?"

Pussy Dibs by WordSwain February 16, 2015

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Pussydissis

A pussy whipped man who's nutsack has been replaced with a hole. He knows his spot in life is behind his wife. At night before going to bed he prays the following prayer "the woman is always right if she is wrong,she is still right"

When commanded to jump by the wife aka "The Queen", he responds "how high shall I jump in your high heels this time honey!"

Coleen: Steven! Make me a sammich!

Steven: "how high shall I jump in your high heels this time honey!" proceeded by going to the kitchen at 2am to make mamma a sammich.

Steve Pussydissis

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Pussydissis by Unclepac September 22, 2012

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Pussy Dibs • Pussydisk • Pussydissis • Pussy disco • Pussy disease • pussy dish • pussy disrespectful • pussy • pussy-whipped • Pussy-ass-bitch

Pussydisk

Pussy ,dick and ass

Dame bitch u smell like pussydisk

Pussydisk by Heyy22 October 14, 2020

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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