Pussy Clout

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To be drowning in the pussy. There are several rankings of Pussy Clout, starting with Basically Gay and ending with Pussy Slayer. In order to rank up, you must achieve an attainable and realistic amount of pussy.

Bro 1: “Bro, I just ranked up in Pussy Clout! Jessica sent me nudes!”
Bro 2: “Bro, that’s awesome! Soon you’ll be a Pussy Slayer!

Pussy Clout by Junkaccount288282 September 22, 2018

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pussy clot

Similar to a blood clot, this type occurs in the female vagina, usually during a menstrual cycle.

It's also sometimes used as an insult.

Jeanie: Damn Claire, I've got a pussy clot again.
Claire: Aw, that sucks. I haven't had one of them in ages.

Mike: C'mon ya fuckin' pussy clot!
Dave: Ya batty!

pussy clot by JazzJazz December 14, 2008

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pussyclot

Similar to bambaclat, this word is mainly used as an insult.

1. That pussyclot never showed up, he was afraid we'd jump him.
2. Don't be a pussyclot, come here now!
etc.

pussyclot by vveerrgg October 7, 2003

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Pussyclouded

When all thought is clouded by the possibility of that next pussy. When you start being clumsy and start doing dumb shit because you were thinking about that girl you wanna fuck.

"Jon you just ran that red light!!!"
-"what?...damn. sorry, Im just a bit pussyclouded"

Pussyclouded by Lepakawn March 17, 2009

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Pussyclut

A person(usually a male) who acts to be always scared and never wants trouble. However, he always wants to roll with the hardcores and act like one.

Mj; Bro, what WE gonna do about what the Prof told you today in class. He really embarassed you

Fred; Yo, Mj lets go smash his car window and spray the body of the car.

Mj; Yeah true...but you go ahead ill meet up later cause I gotta head somewhere now!

Fred(with other friends); (To Mj)- Nigga you a PUSSYCLUT!!!

Pussyclut by Cham-Bass April 15, 2009

pussycloth

a jamaican bad word. used just like the word "fuck".

why the pussycloth you don't leave me alone.

pussycloth by jayda December 14, 2004

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pussyclot

standard JA slang of nastiness instead of american slang which often uses blaspheme as the krux of the insult.

pussy+cloth. u figure it out.

pussyclot by rzr April 22, 2005

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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