A risk-averse no-getter. They live their day to day life in a dweeb like manner, but can go through spells of having high swag (but still with dweeb undertones)
A man of otherwise average intelligence that becomes mentally retarded in the presence of vagina. This is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his vaginal addiction.
"Steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on two blonde chicks."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."