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When someone gets no pussy at all because they’re either annoying, weird, or don’t like flowers.
Will: yo what’s your favorite flower
Chris : I don’t like flowers

Will: that’s why your pussless I swear you get no bitches *slap*
Pussless by Car man March 30, 2022
Words you can keep
Pusslessness is a lifestyle. To be pussless is to get no pussy/have no pussy and be a wimpy little loser dork. Comparable to “no balls”
“Bro Steven chose playing Rocket League over getting pussy tonight, he’s literally pussless”
Pussless by dalis22 January 24, 2023
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Similar to a Femboy but identifying as Femme without any intentions of transitioning, Pussless people were (mis)gendered as male and live much of their existence as female despite their physical form. Pussless' acknowledge their body dysmorphia with the understanding that modern medicine and the current societal standards are incapable of relieving the condition. Some may refer to themselves as Femme and generally adopt the Devine Feminine ideology. Pussless people are different from Transvestites in that there needn't be a sexual orientation involved. Additionally, many Pussless persons will adopt a default disguise (their masculinity) as a mask to conceal their identify - a Masc. Mask, as it were. The deragotory use of Pussless is like any other abusive sexual orientation term that can be hurled as an insult.
I am a woman, I am not a man, yet my dangling penis means I am most definitely Pussless.
Adj,
1. Offensive, gender pejorative, vulgar.

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Noun
1. 0% Pussy; Anal Whore
2. Femboy Solo Adult Entertainment Performer
See Also: Adult Video "1234, I'm Your Pussless Anal Whore" and similar works featuring Adult Movie Actrix - Mxy Kimiko Monroe, the Pussless Wonder, Your FetLifeKitty
"Take a look at my Pussless content, it's 0% pusssy because I'm a solo femboy performer."

"Look at that wonderful Pussless gape - it's a Pussless Wonder!"
Pussless by FetLifeKitty April 10, 2024

Pussless Summer 

The summer of 2020. What was supposed to be the best summer of our lives was ruined by COVID-19. Since social distancing is being enforced, the summer of 2020 will be known as the Pussless Summer
Friend 1 - “Bro this summer was so lame!”
Friend 2 - “No, this is nothing compared to the Pussless Summer, I didn’t even see a girl the entire break.”

pussyless 

adj.

1. To be lacking female genitalia where one would expect to find it.

2. To be without access to female genitalia in spite of desiring and being socially expected to have such access.
1. On my 40th birthday, I decided to go to a brothel to finally lose my virginity. After spotting the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, I just had to eat her out. But when I pulled down her pants, she was pussyless. Five years later, I'm still a virgin and I spend my all my free time sucking nut butter out of meat straws just like I did to hers.

2. Whenever Mike is challenged by another dude, he always chooses flight over fight. He runs away even if another dude makes a pass at a girl he's trying to get with. So, everyone calls him twopuss, which stands for the world's only pussyless pussy.
pussyless by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021

Pussessed 

When you fuck a guy and he becomes obsessed with you and your pussy. He will keep hitting you up in hopes you put out again
Chris: "damn, dude her pussy was so good. I'm pussessed, never had pussy that good before"
Pussessed by ChubbyBunny985 January 29, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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