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Pussy+ness

Basically being a pussy

Just more scandalous
Ale is full of pussyness when she asked me to square up.
pussyness by Anahi July 15, 2016

pussyless 

adj.

1. To be lacking female genitalia where one would expect to find it.

2. To be without access to female genitalia in spite of desiring and being socially expected to have such access.
1. On my 40th birthday, I decided to go to a brothel to finally lose my virginity. After spotting the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, I just had to eat her out. But when I pulled down her pants, she was pussyless. Five years later, I'm still a virgin and I spend my all my free time sucking nut butter out of meat straws just like I did to hers.

2. Whenever Mike is challenged by another dude, he always chooses flight over fight. He runs away even if another dude makes a pass at a girl he's trying to get with. So, everyone calls him twopuss, which stands for the world's only pussyless pussy.
pussyless by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021

Pussless Summer 

The summer of 2020. What was supposed to be the best summer of our lives was ruined by COVID-19. Since social distancing is being enforced, the summer of 2020 will be known as the Pussless Summer
Friend 1 - “Bro this summer was so lame!”
Friend 2 - “No, this is nothing compared to the Pussless Summer, I didn’t even see a girl the entire break.”
When someone gets no pussy at all because they’re either annoying, weird, or don’t like flowers.
Will: yo what’s your favorite flower
Chris : I don’t like flowers

Will: that’s why your pussless I swear you get no bitches *slap*
Pussless by Car man March 30, 2022
Pusslessness is a lifestyle. To be pussless is to get no pussy/have no pussy and be a wimpy little loser dork. Comparable to “no balls”
“Bro Steven chose playing Rocket League over getting pussy tonight, he’s literally pussless”
Pussless by dalis22 January 24, 2023

Pussyless 

Similar to a cowardly, dickless man with gumdrops where his balls should be, a pussyless woman is one devoid of all feminine virtue or else someone a man, if presented a choice, would rather take it in the butt from a herpes infected horse cock than face the prospect of sex with her.
That pussyless bitch should do us all a favor and throw herself in front of a bus.
Pussyless by FifthFloEast August 26, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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