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pussyless 

adj.

1. To be lacking female genitalia where one would expect to find it.

2. To be without access to female genitalia in spite of desiring and being socially expected to have such access.
1. On my 40th birthday, I decided to go to a brothel to finally lose my virginity. After spotting the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, I just had to eat her out. But when I pulled down her pants, she was pussyless. Five years later, I'm still a virgin and I spend my all my free time sucking nut butter out of meat straws just like I did to hers.

2. Whenever Mike is challenged by another dude, he always chooses flight over fight. He runs away even if another dude makes a pass at a girl he's trying to get with. So, everyone calls him twopuss, which stands for the world's only pussyless pussy.
pussyless by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021
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Pussyless 

Similar to a cowardly, dickless man with gumdrops where his balls should be, a pussyless woman is one devoid of all feminine virtue or else someone a man, if presented a choice, would rather take it in the butt from a herpes infected horse cock than face the prospect of sex with her.
That pussyless bitch should do us all a favor and throw herself in front of a bus.
Pussyless by FifthFloEast August 26, 2009

pussypass 

The term pussypass is used to describe situations where girls and / or women get a free "pass", i.e. special treatment based on their gender.
Examples would be cutting in a club line, getting out of a speeding ticket, or more lenient treatment or sanctions for immoral, unethical or criminal behavior. "She unbuttoned her shirt before the officer pulled her over, and she got a pussypass on the ticket"
pussypass by Kelly MB December 15, 2008

PussyDestroyer69

12 year old Fortnite gamer
Yo PussyDestroyer69 rez me bro

pussyassmotherfucker 

A guy who is afraid to commit - a pussy, an asshole and a motherfucker.
Raf is being a pussyassmotherfucker because he won't come out and drink.

pussybeast 

A person who seriously loves fucking women.
My old boyfriend was an A-1 pussybeast.
pussybeast by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

pussyboss 

when someone is very yas and slay and girlboss and kween
person 1 : how would you describe yourself?
person 2 : i'd say im pretty pussyboss.
pussyboss by thornsystem April 14, 2022
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