PurseMan

A man who is a total ball bag. Derived from coin purse...when a purse was made from pig scrotum

Dave is such a PurseMan ..melts at anything

by TrumpsIncestuousLoveChild December 3, 2017

pureman

A person who has obtained a degree of being "chill" slightly lower than Buddha himself.

Person 1: i love you too buddy! :-)
hoW about i order you sum pizza online from pizzahut! STUFFED CRUST WOOT i <3 stuffed crust. gg.
im happy you have feelings about our team too /smily face.

Person 2: Wow, you are more pureman than me.

by TheWordMan DY August 4, 2008

Pureman

A pureman is a man (see pure-she for the female equivalent) who unintentionally lives a highly principled and stereotypically 'good' life hence the use of 'pure'. For example, they'll have an exemplary diet - carefully rationing out sweet treats for up to years as they want to ensure their body receives only the purest and most nutritious food types. They are also highly educated and well read but will neither present as arrogant nor pompous instead showing absolute understanding and balance when in a sensitive conversation. Pureman are a rare breed, perhaps a throwback to a simpler time.

"Ah Michael is such a bloody pureman. Top geezer. Can't beat him!"

by MrTeacherMan June 29, 2020

pursomaniac

someone who excessively "purses" items; meaning they steal shit by hiding it in their vagina / pussy

Shanaynay is a pursomaniac, she straight up pursed those headphones by shoving them in her vagina and walking out

by Jaykillzz December 14, 2010