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a purple-headed womb ferret 

an underground term for a male anatomy aka the male penis
His purple headed womb ferret pertruded her vertical bacon smile

a purple headed womb ferret 

"excuse me miss, but would you like to taste my purple headed womb ferret?"

purple headed womb ferret 

i pulled my "purple headed womb ferret" out of her ass and gave her a dirty Sanchez!!

a purple-headed womb ferret 

doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here'

woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'

purple-headed-womb-ferret 

A Human or ape like creatures:

penis, shlong, bazooka, trouser-snake, walls pork sausage, hammer, babys arm . . . . .
1) 'Woah, have you seen the size of his purple-headed-womb-ferret?'
2) 'See you guys later, i'm off to stab the wife with the purple-headed-womb-ferret'
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026