Purple Hairs 

Unemployed radical leftists who pride themselves on having perfect riot attendance and exude a sense of entitlement unmatched by any known species prior to. Most likely explaining to your grandparents why the 4th of July is white man's day and how prisons should have movie theaters installed.

After waking up at 3pm, the purple hairs decided to visit the local coffee shop and read communist manifestos aloud.

Purple Hairs by SkidKnowsAll July 5, 2021

Purple hairs

internet caricature of someone who treats inclusion like a career move - loud public takes, lots of moral theater, and a constant hunt for social leverage - while doing very little that actually helps the people they claim to defend. Think performative activism / virtue signaling, but with a smug “I’m the main character of ethics” vibe.

Matt: “Gamergate wasn’t really for women in games, it was for purple hairs.”
Scott: “Purple hairs?”
Matt: “Yeah—people who treat inclusion like a side-quest that drops Influence +10.”

Purple hairs by O-Dawg87 December 18, 2025

Purple Hair 

Hair which is colored purple!
Usually vibrant and seductive, the color purple evokes romantic thoughts, nostalgia, the energy of illusion, imagination and fantasy, sophistication, spirituality, and mystery.
It can also evoke feelings of gloom and can cause frustration.
Hair colored purple glimmers in the sunlight and makes for absolute beauty on the brave and blessed people who sport it!

"I just met a girl with purple hair and I think I've fallen in love!"

Purple Hair by n1c0Le May 27, 2006

Purple Hair 

Purple hair is for the awesome only

Wow! Purple hair! Awesome!

Purple Hair by w1ll1ecatch1t? November 2, 2009

Purple haired slut 

a women of no morality that abandons her family and every other aspect of the life she built.

Look at that purple haired slut, did you hear she's homeless and dating a meth head on purpose?

Purple haired slut by Breelyn June 1, 2020

purple haired women 

Purple haired women insist on being stomped on choked gaged and most likely want to be fucked for non stop hours on till they pass out.

Purple haired girl: lemme bite ur balls and bust them like eggs!

Innocent dude: but but.

Purple haired woman: YOUR BALLS ARE MINE!

Innocent dude: NO IM A VIRGIN

Purple haired women: *inhales nut sack

purple haired women by Belle ya mans March 21, 2021

Purple hair day 

12 of June

Purple hair day is the best day of the year

Purple hair day by Glichtrap October 8, 2020