Purdookie

A shit taken on the campus of Purdue University and logged on the Poop Map app.

That purdookie had me fighting for my life man

Purdookie by Michaelphilip July 20, 2023

Pidookie 

(Puh-Doo-Key) v.

The act of having to deficate and urinate simultaneously.

(having to shit and piss at the same time)

Person one: Man, After I ate those taco's and drank that large coke, I think I gotta......

Person two: "Pidookie"?

Person one: Yea!

Pidookie by Spurpulron January 31, 2009

Padookie 

A stretchy cloth covered elastic used to put hair into a ponytail.

Hey home girl, you gotta padookie I can borrow? Its so damn hot.

Oh no boo boo, I only got one and Im using it.

Padookie by Notalex216 April 30, 2011

Padookie 

a common hair tie/ponytail holder/scrunchie
Origin: New Iberia, LA

Do you have a padookie I could borrow?

Padookie by fRISKY rISKY August 25, 2018

Padookie 

Noun. puh-doo-kee

A nickname given to a tornado that occurs in, or just near the town of Paducah, Texas.

That supercell is about to drop a padookie right over Paducah!

Padookie by stinkywx October 6, 2021

Purpooskie 

A perfect blend of a slimy wimp and condescending nerd, who pretends to know everything, but in reality is a jackass. Purpooskies make a fool of themselves when they even try to blend in.

Steve and Joe are such purpooskies, who the hell orders cheese pizza at Roscoe's?

Purpooskie by JarJar Finks May 9, 2009

Padookie 

A game in which you trick someone into masturbating. Most games are played indoors, with the lights out, in which 5 minutes or so into the game the lights are flipped on to see if the person intended to trick was actually yanking his monkey.

Tom: Man we so tricked Jim! We caught him with a load!
Jerry: Dude thats disgusting! Why the fuck were you playing padookie?!

Padookie by ze_penguin June 14, 2009