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pu pu platter 

An assortment of Chinese appetizers like egg rolls, fried wontons, tempura shrimp, skewered teriyaki steak, etc.
A pu pu platter is not what you think.
pu pu platter by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

pu pu platter 

A term used to describe a form of oral sex on an female where one her partner eats her out and switches between licking her butt crack and her vagina. It's a cross between "eating pussy" and "tossing salad" that only a very brave few try.
She totally freaked out on me when I tried to do a pu pu platter on her last night, she told me it was one or the other not both.
pu pu platter by The_KMZ May 4, 2009

pu pu platter 

Corkle asked the waiter at China Lulu what came in the pu pu platter. The waiter, Chang Lee. told Corkle that there was 4 pieces of dog shit, 3 cow patties, 15 or 16 rabbit pellets, and one piece of elephant fuck in the pu pu pkatter.

pu pu platteur 

The french way of saying poo poo platter,

*A platter of poo poo or Un plateau de poo poo
"bonjour passage de type au-dessus du pu pu platteur, sil vous plais"
pu pu platteur by Sam Anderson June 13, 2006
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026