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anal licking puppy fuck 

someone who is a piece of shit, a waist of life, a bad person!!!!!!!
All day long when I was at work, My boss acted like an anal licking puppy fuck.

Fuck Puppy 

The concept that many couples seem to have defining a role of a person that will join their sexual relationship much like an innocent and helpless puppy would. Also, any person filling such a role.
Can you believe that she is willing to be their Fuck Puppy?!?! I mean they don't even let her hang out with her friends anymore. I think it's really sad, I wish she would maintain better boundaries for herself!
Fuck Puppy by BonezTheGoon February 6, 2013

fuck puppy 

a sex toy (person) that is usually a slutty woman
That bitch is nothing but a fuck puppy
fuck puppy by joelish07070 March 14, 2006

Fuck puppy 

My step dad is a real creep, always chatting up the pups. He’s one sick fuck puppy.
God damn, ur such a fuck puppy
Fuck puppy by sqli August 5, 2019

lets fuck this puppy 

Person 1: alright, here goes
Person 2: yeah, lets fuck this puppy
lets fuck this puppy by Ernessa June 24, 2016

fuck the puppy 

The far more graphic and less socially acceptable version of "screw the pooch"
Way to fuck the puppy on that project, Frank. Because of your shoddy work, we lost the contract!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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