punch and judy
punch and judy by Gosport Gonzo March 3, 2004
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Punch and Judy
A sexual act where a man and a woman have sex while they are both being anally probed (i.e. fingered, fisted, etc.). Because of the difficulties in reaching to perform it, this would usually be done in a threesome/foursome/gangbang scenario.
Punch and Judy by SqualidScribe November 15, 2012
Punch and Judy Show
When a bodybuilder anally fists two petite women and moves them around like puppets with one bashing the other with a large dildo shouting ‘that’s the way to do it’
I had an amazing night at the gym last night, Dave put on an amazing Punch and Judy show with two of the gym skanks
Punch and Judy Show by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024
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