pumpo

An extremely obsese man who hides his fatness by trying to be an ethug. Commonly mispelled as "plumpo" because of the reference to weight and size.

Holy crap! That pumpo is so annoying. I wonder when everyone will start ignoring him.

pumpo by johnathanx April 19, 2007

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Pumpo

A swell way to say "pumpkin."

My friends and I were carving pumpos for Halloween.

Pumpo by ChaoticNinja September 18, 2017

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uno pumpo

to have sex with someone and only last one pump

that was quick, your an uno pumpo

uno pumpo by vinny April 19, 2005

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pump granny

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

pump granny by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022

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Pump Granny

An older Lady used to hype up product for a company.

Man 1: “Did you see the Pump Granny at the Xbox Event?”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”

Pump Granny by The Mayon January 25, 2022

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pump granny

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

pump granny by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022

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