vinny's definitions

Japan

A very brutal country. You can buy almost everything you can dream of from vending machines. Famous for anime, manga, and disgusting porn (scatophagy, vomit, violent rape, hentai). A peaceful, polite country on the surface with a violent undertone. Overcrowded; surprisingly clean; extremely high smoking rate; obssessed with electronic gadgets; biggest producer economical, quality but also ugly-looking automobiles.
Their music includes cute j-pop to ultra-brutal grindcore. Suicide rate is high, people are nationalistic.

I am going to visit Japan this weekend, should I bring my machine gun?

by vinny April 3, 2005

uno pumpo

to have sex with someone and only last one pump

that was quick, your an uno pumpo

by vinny April 19, 2005

California

Extremely diverse place, you can find all kinds of people here. rich Republicans from Orange County, crime-ridden areas in South Central LA, rednecks, white trash in Riverside and San Bernardino County, surfers and hot girls along the coastal cities, beautiful but somewhat dangerous city of San Francisco, one of the best cities in the world San Diego, and great scenary in the Northern area, desert wasteland in Death Valley and Arizona border...

California is the weirdest state in US

by vinny February 13, 2005

firetruck

1) A vehicle which carries firemen and fire fighting equipment to the scenes of fires.
2) A substitute for the word "Fuck", which has risen from a (false) rumor that Soupy Sales said on his kids show "What starts with F and ends with UCK?" Firetruck!

1) The firetruck went to the burning house.
2) Go firetruck yourself.

by vinny February 9, 2004

no offense

thing to say after you say something offensive

A: "no offense, but you smell like shit!"

B: "..."

by vinny December 20, 2004

aquaholic

A person who is always drinking water.
Someone who constantly promts the virtues of drinking 8 glasses of water a day.

We just stopped for a bathroom break 15 minutes ago, your such a aquaholic.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

Quarter-Shot

When you think you have a fart and you let it out, but it is a little wet and it gets on the back of your pants. The spot is about the size of a quarter.

Check it out, that guy has a quarter-shot.

by Vinny September 17, 2004