Pumes

Similar to a Puma, referring to a young woman with the build or makings of a Cougar.

I'm such a "Pumes"

uhh...

Fuck You Soup!

by dirtbag0154 July 24, 2010

Pumes

The smelly gas from animal or human faecal material. Short for "poo fumes".

I couldn't escape the pumes when I was in the public toilets.

by LongShelfLife September 17, 2010

Pumes

A cooler way of saying the popular apparel brand "Puma", specifically the shoes.

"Yo bro those are some sick Pumes"

"I wish I had my pair of Pumes on, then maybe those cool guys would talk to me"

by Gregory N Son September 25, 2020

pukesthetic

The opposite of Aesthetic. The content of the "Aesthetic" makes you want to puke.

"This girl cut her lip and took a photo of it for her tumblr aesthetic but it totally was pukesthetic."

by Amizzleeee March 4, 2017

Pukeshot

When you are drunk and someone is still to ugly to fuck, you pukeshot her.

He was so drunk last night, he gave her a pukeshot!

by KFChicken August 22, 2012

My heart pumps piss

completely unsympathetic, showing no concern
lack of caring
heartless

My friend said, my heart pumps piss for you. You complain about your boss, while I have no job.

by rucus7 June 22, 2011

Sticky Pubes

Pubes that have left over jizz on them from sex the night before.

Joe's jeans were really annoying at his concert because they were stuck to his sticky pubes.

by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014