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Similar to a Puma, referring to a young woman with the build or makings of a Cougar.

I'm such a "Pumes"

uhh...

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Pumes by dirtbag0154 July 24, 2010

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Pumes

The smelly gas from animal or human faecal material. Short for "poo fumes".

I couldn't escape the pumes when I was in the public toilets.

Pumes by LongShelfLife September 17, 2010

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Pumes

A cooler way of saying the popular apparel brand "Puma", specifically the shoes.

"Yo bro those are some sick Pumes"

"I wish I had my pair of Pumes on, then maybe those cool guys would talk to me"

Pumes by Gregory N Son September 25, 2020

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pukesthetic

The opposite of Aesthetic. The content of the "Aesthetic" makes you want to puke.

"This girl cut her lip and took a photo of it for her tumblr aesthetic but it totally was pukesthetic."

pukesthetic by Amizzleeee March 4, 2017

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Pukeshot

When you are drunk and someone is still to ugly to fuck, you pukeshot her.

He was so drunk last night, he gave her a pukeshot!

Pukeshot by KFChicken August 22, 2012

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My heart pumps piss

completely unsympathetic, showing no concern
lack of caring
heartless

My friend said, my heart pumps piss for you. You complain about your boss, while I have no job.

My heart pumps piss by rucus7 June 22, 2011

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Sticky Pubes

Pubes that have left over jizz on them from sex the night before.

Joe's jeans were really annoying at his concert because they were stuck to his sticky pubes.

Sticky Pubes by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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