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clink 

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Unhelpful (through incompetence, malice, or systemic restriction) bureaucratic personnel.
The clink didn't even make eye contact as she diagnosed me!
clink by LongShelfLife October 11, 2019
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split ham 

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Casual sex.
On Tinder profile: Swipe left if you want to split ham.
split ham by LongShelfLife August 18, 2018
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Pumes 

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The smelly gas from animal or human faecal material. Short for "poo fumes".
I couldn't escape the pumes when I was in the public toilets.
Pumes by LongShelfLife September 17, 2010
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