LongShelfLife's definitions

split ham

Casual sex.

On Tinder profile: Swipe left if you want to split ham.

by LongShelfLife August 18, 2018

clink

Unhelpful (through incompetence, malice, or systemic restriction) bureaucratic personnel.

The clink didn't even make eye contact as she diagnosed me!

by LongShelfLife October 11, 2019

Pumes

The smelly gas from animal or human faecal material. Short for "poo fumes".

I couldn't escape the pumes when I was in the public toilets.

by LongShelfLife September 17, 2010