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Definitions by LongShelfLife

Unhelpful (through incompetence, malice, or systemic restriction) bureaucratic personnel.
The clink didn't even make eye contact as she diagnosed me!
clink by LongShelfLife October 11, 2019
The smelly gas from animal or human faecal material. Short for "poo fumes".
I couldn't escape the pumes when I was in the public toilets.
Pumes by LongShelfLife September 17, 2010