Definitions by LongShelfLife

clink 

Unhelpful (through incompetence, malice, or systemic restriction) bureaucratic personnel.

The clink didn't even make eye contact as she diagnosed me!

clink by LongShelfLife October 11, 2019

split ham 

Casual sex.

On Tinder profile: Swipe left if you want to split ham.

split ham by LongShelfLife August 18, 2018

Pumes 

The smelly gas from animal or human faecal material. Short for "poo fumes".

I couldn't escape the pumes when I was in the public toilets.

Pumes by LongShelfLife September 17, 2010