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Pulling a Mason 

Doing something really gay in a sad attempt to look cool.
When you dry humped that basketball you were pulling a Mason.
Pulling a Mason by Mbandit August 24, 2009
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pulling a mason 

When one uses their morning wood (erected penis) to awaken their partner in the morning by sticking their erected penis in their unsuspecting partners vagina. The partner promptly awakens and then goes along and continues engage in sexual intercourse.
Everytime there is a party at Juuso's house Mason wakes his girlfriend Crystal by "Pulling a Mason" and she loves it claiming, "It's the best way to wake up!"

pulling a mason 

dating/screwing/conversing with a guy/girl that is undeniably more attractive than yourself. or, witnessing someone date/sleep with/converse with a guy/girl that is obviously far less attractive then the other.
how did corey get adriana lima? that guys is totally pulling a mason.
pulling a mason by euromullet4 June 17, 2009

Pulling a Mason 

Pulling a Mason is when you lie lots.
Stop Pulling a Mason, we know you’re lying!

Pulling A Mahony 

When transiting from point A to point B, one becomes overwhelmed with the need to urinate, and does so wherever one happens to be
"I was driving in to work this morning and ended up Pulling A Mahony half way there"
Pulling A Mahony by Wolfpack Tuck September 23, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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