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Pulling a Mary 

At school when you have two sitting at a table and one of the two desk mates moves to got sit with one of his/her other friends and leaves you by yourself.
Joe: Yeah I'm going to go sit next to Abby
Rick: What you're just going to leave me here by myself
Sebastian: Oh man. Joe was just pulling a Mary. haha
Pulling a Mary by RocoSpikey April 29, 2010

Pulling a Mary 

Complete utter random-ness, Lightweight, Nicotine Fiend.
Squeezing somebody's nose at random.
Rambling about something that has nothing to do with the conversation being said.
Someone who can't hold their alcohol, and snores.
Someone who needs a cigarrete every 2 fucking seconds.

Me: Hey Mary, I need the gate card to open up the gate.
Mary: HUH?!.. WHAT?!.. *snores*
Me: Um, Mary.. how you feeling right now?
Mary: HUHH?!... WHAAATS GOING ON?! *snores*
Mary: *1 hour later* *wakes up* MAN! I NEED A FUCKING CIGARETTE OR IMA KILL A BITCH!!!
Me: *pissed off* WTF, YOUR PULLING A MARY AGAIN!!!
Pulling a Mary by Plastiq Trip November 8, 2007

Pullin' A Mary 

When a small jewish kid accidently gets confused for other good looking people and hooks up with the new cute girl at a party who is very drunk. This rarely ever happens, but when it does, its quite shocking.
Yo, this kid andrew thinks he's pullin' a mary with this chick over there! You believe that haha???

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026