Pulling a Mary

v. surpassing traffic by driving in the turn lane until you have reached your destination

There was so much traffic on the way to the beach, I had to start pulling a Mary.

Pulling a Mary by Pastor Gas June 10, 2015

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Pulling a Mary

At school when you have two sitting at a table and one of the two desk mates moves to got sit with one of his/her other friends and leaves you by yourself.

Joe: Yeah I'm going to go sit next to Abby
Rick: What you're just going to leave me here by myself
Sebastian: Oh man. Joe was just pulling a Mary. haha

Pulling a Mary by RocoSpikey April 29, 2010

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Pulling a Mary

Complete utter random-ness, Lightweight, Nicotine Fiend.

Squeezing somebody's nose at random.
Rambling about something that has nothing to do with the conversation being said.
Someone who can't hold their alcohol, and snores.
Someone who needs a cigarrete every 2 fucking seconds.

Me: Hey Mary, I need the gate card to open up the gate.
Mary: HUH?!.. WHAT?!.. *snores*
Me: Um, Mary.. how you feeling right now?
Mary: HUHH?!... WHAAATS GOING ON?! *snores*
Mary: *1 hour later* *wakes up* MAN! I NEED A FUCKING CIGARETTE OR IMA KILL A BITCH!!!
Me: *pissed off* WTF, YOUR PULLING A MARY AGAIN!!!

Pulling a Mary by Plastiq Trip November 8, 2007

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Pullin' A Mary

When a small jewish kid accidently gets confused for other good looking people and hooks up with the new cute girl at a party who is very drunk. This rarely ever happens, but when it does, its quite shocking.

Yo, this kid andrew thinks he's pullin' a mary with this chick over there! You believe that haha???

Pullin' A Mary by TheGreekMan June 7, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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