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Purrfection 

A feline's definition of perfection. Food, water, shelter, and love. Humans as well use it to describe their life.
The girl was cuddled in right next to her soulmate, as he whispered how he loved her so much, she thought to herself, "This is purrfection."
Purrfection by Twocats February 22, 2009

pulpfictioning 

The act of relentlessly pimping your software product in an ostensibly non-marketing-oriented setting, such as a technical round-table discussion.
"Dude, that speaker was totally Pulp Fictioning his app the whole session long".

nullfection

the opposite of perfection. to be not be good at something or totally lazy
'dude, i have never seen a room so messy, how do you do it?'
'thank you man. i strive to be a nullfectionist.'

Pulpfictionitis 

The irresistible urge to repeat Pulp Fiction Quotes
Chase: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
Frank: shut the fuck up Chase, you're gettin pulpfictionitis

polyfection 

A group of close friends. Some say like brothers or sisters.
Jacob, Josh, Jimmy, and Jeremy are all in a polyfection.
polyfection by Lord Ramsey March 6, 2009

Mathematical Purrfection 

When educators who are cat lovers love to pose creative math questions—and mathematical quickies or trickies—that center around their pets (or “masters of the house”), or are attracted by real-life word problems that embrace the feline family.
Two brain-unfriendly questions that exhibit mathematical purrfection are:

1. At a Cats’ Café, how many cute kittens are there if there are 9 more legs than tails?

2. Guesstimate the average cat bill at the veterinarian over her lifestyle.