Pulled a cuhris 

When you do something so utterly retarded that the only person stupid enough to do said act is a certain very LARGE individual.

Jerome escaped the plantation but forgot to cover his tracks, looks like a pulled a cuhris again.

Pulled a cuhris by cuhris April 25, 2019

Pulled a chris 

To ejaculate in your pants without proper provacation.

Dood, I pulled a chris as I got off the train yesterday.

Pulled a chris by CTA12345 October 13, 2009

Pulled a Chris Hansen 

When, after learning the person you are chatting with is a predator, you proclaim that you are Chris Hansen, from To Catch A Predator, in an attempt to drive them away.

Other Terms: Pulling A Chris Hansen

<bigD!CK21>: Hey, I'm 21/m/new york. How old are you?
<littlecutie9>: 15/f/new york. You do know I'm not legal right?
<bigD!CK21>: It's okay. I'm totally okay with that.
<littlecutie9>: Hello. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Now, can you tell me what you were planning to do tonight?

~<bigD!CK21> has logged off~

Marissa: Hey, remember that college guy I told you I was chatting with?
Ricky: Yeah. How'd that go?
Marissa: Yesterday he asked me what I was wearing and if I was legal. So I Pulled a Chris Hansen and laughed when he logged off.

Pulled a Chris Hansen by RedRaine November 16, 2009

Pulled a Chris 

To be a cry baby over the smallest thing or to bitch when things don’t go your way

Richie pulled a Chris at the bowling alley last night. He left because he wasn’t winning.

Martha pulled a Chris last week when I showed up to our date late by 3 minutes.

Pulled a Chris by Mighty-Tuna February 20, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008