Puj

to Puj is the shameful art of jacking off and shitting at the same time

I'm going to puj on your face

by evanfadsfsd February 19, 2009

puj

1- puj (pronounced pudge), also P.U.J., stands for pick up juice. It is used in context as a verbnoun, to ask a friend to pick up juice as they are in a more able position to pick up juice, since you're probably sitting on the couch.

man1: Yo man, could you puj one for me?
man2: Hell yea dude, be back from class in 5.

NOTE: Not to be confused with pudge one for me, which oft means to take one for the team on a friday night.

by mikedakwik February 12, 2010

puj

1. noun synonymous with vagina.

2. verb the act of pujing. To 'puj someone up' is to make sex with them.

3. noun meaning attractive women-folk.

Generally, the Salfordian/Mancunian equivalent of the American term 'pussy'.

1. "He wants her puj."

2. "Did you puj her up?"

3. "The place is crawling with puj."

by Uncle Dale April 23, 2009

Puja

Puja is a sweet kind girl... most of them are virgos but watch yo back bc if u try her things will get mad ugly!! So y'all need to chill when you see puja!! She can be nice but when u try to mess her up it's nah fun!! She makes a friend in 1 minute!! She kind and so beautiful!! Most pujas are Indian!! And some are not! They might name puja but they can be Kristen also most of them are Kristen also!!! (She is litt af)

Person 1: OMG it's puja she is so pretty.
Puja: I heard that thank u ur pretty too let's go get a smoothie later!

Person 1: sure no problem ur so sweet!! puja

by Litt_savage_ayee August 14, 2017

pujenga

a really cool group of kids who have got to love this life and got to live it right

those pujenga’s are so cool i wish i could be in that group

by daveman222 March 1, 2018

Pujols

The best player in all of baseball. He can hit for average, power, and can draw a ridiculous amount of walks. He is also a good fielder, and one of the few remaining good clean players left.

Pujols is also the homophone for the word "poo-holes"

Balls Deep: selects Alex Rodriguez with the 1st overall pick...
Pitchers and Catchers: Haha fucking idiot took A-Roid over "M V Pujols". What a shit tard!

Albert Pujols likes to stick his weiner in the ladies poo-holes.

by SKYYGUYY March 29, 2009

Pujolsesque

Verb: Doing so well that you stand out high above others. To be Pujolsesque you must be in the top 5% in of whatever you are doing.

Slumps are allowed but shall last for less than 1 week.

Johnny: "I'm have a great sales week. My numbers are great."
Jesse: "That's Pujolsesque!"

by an old lady September 4, 2009