Puffalump

N. A lazy person who sits around the house all day smoking your weed and eating your food.

Man, I gotta get that puffalump off my couch.

by meatfluteofsavageblows November 6, 2013

puffalump

A stuffed animal made by Fisher Price until the early 1980's. Great for humping and masturbating with.

I humping the heck out of the puffalump.

I cummed in a puffalump really hard.

by Big Man January 15, 2005

Puffalump

Another term for a shower loofah.

I feel nice and clean after using my new puffalump in the shower.

by The Watsonator May 11, 2019

Puffalump

An obese girl that relishes giving oral favors

NicK: "what? I know she's heavy. but shes cute."
Sean: "I'm not saying anything I love me a good Puffalump"

by Qreatin September 15, 2023

puffalope

A puffalope is one of those padded, puffy envelopes

Is she holding one of them puffalopes?

by Sophie Morris October 21, 2017

huffalumpagus

A rather large/husky, aggressive and loud woman who cannot control her liquor well and creates an unwanted presence for all of those at the party.

The most likely reason for this brutish behavior is a jealous self-hatred of herself for not getting attention (laid) and thus cockblocks everyone in her vicinity.

I was hitting it off with a cute girl at a party until a huffalumpagus came up to us and burped in our faces and asked if we had any beef burritos.

by Monkeyingaroundoooaaaaa February 16, 2018

buffalump

The lump of fat on the back of a large woman's neck.

"Kerri was squirming around a lot but when I sunk my teeth into her buffalump she just sighed and went along with it."

That chick had a buffalump that looked like a pack of hot dogs!

Dr.Oz became famous because he reduced Oprah's buffalump.

by squatnplop October 6, 2011