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Puffalump 

N. A lazy person who sits around the house all day smoking your weed and eating your food.
Man, I gotta get that puffalump off my couch.
Puffalump by meatfluteofsavageblows November 6, 2013
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puffalump 

A stuffed animal made by Fisher Price until the early 1980's. Great for humping and masturbating with.
I humping the heck out of the puffalump.

I cummed in a puffalump really hard.
puffalump by Big Man January 15, 2005

Puffalump 

Another term for a shower loofah.
I feel nice and clean after using my new puffalump in the shower.
Puffalump by The Watsonator May 11, 2019

puffalope 

A puffalope is one of those padded, puffy envelopes
Is she holding one of them puffalopes?
puffalope by Sophie Morris October 21, 2017

huffalumpagus 

A rather large/husky, aggressive and loud woman who cannot control her liquor well and creates an unwanted presence for all of those at the party.

The most likely reason for this brutish behavior is a jealous self-hatred of herself for not getting attention (laid) and thus cockblocks everyone in her vicinity.
I was hitting it off with a cute girl at a party until a huffalumpagus came up to us and burped in our faces and asked if we had any beef burritos.

buffalump 

The lump of fat on the back of a large woman's neck.
"Kerri was squirming around a lot but when I sunk my teeth into her buffalump she just sighed and went along with it."

That chick had a buffalump that looked like a pack of hot dogs!

Dr.Oz became famous because he reduced Oprah's buffalump.
buffalump by squatnplop October 6, 2011

buffalump 

The hump on the back of a buffalo.
The buffalump on the back of a full-grown male bison can be as much as 1/5 its height.
buffalump by Krakky McKraken October 9, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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