Puffalump

N. A lazy person who sits around the house all day smoking your weed and eating your food.

Man, I gotta get that puffalump off my couch.

by meatfluteofsavageblows November 07, 2013

puffalump

A stuffed animal made by Fisher Price until the early 1980's. Great for humping and masturbating with.

I humping the heck out of the puffalump.

I cummed in a puffalump really hard.

by Big Man January 15, 2005

Puffalump

An obese girl that relishes giving oral favors

NicK: "what? I know she's heavy. but shes cute."
Sean: "I'm not saying anything I love me a good Puffalump"

by Qreatin September 16, 2023

Puffalump

Another term for a shower loofah.

I feel nice and clean after using my new puffalump in the shower.

by The Watsonator May 12, 2019