Puffacock

When a girl blows into a limp uncircumcised dick and it blows up like a pufferfish.

"My girl blew air into my flaccid dick and next thing you know it looked like a pufferfish. She has asthma though, so she can't Puffacock for too long."

by 13th December 10, 2013

poffadock

Word used to mock homosexual males.

Derives from the words "puffer duck" when said in a gay british accent.

*two teenagers are mocking gays*

teen 1 ; oh dawling, you look fabulous!
teen 2 ; Oh, Poffadock. I never even used my moisturiser
Teen1 ; you naughty devil!
teen 2; oh stop it!


Each time "oh" is said the stereotypical hand flopping motion is made.

by smokepellet October 18, 2008

Puffadick

A Game where you light your penis on fire and see how long you go before you scream in pain.

Jack: Why do you look so sad?
Bob: I played Puffadick.. And I lost...

by TheWindSoldier April 3, 2010

suffacock

When a male suffacates a person with his penis. The penis is shoved into the throat beyond the point of gagging and actually blocks the airway.

My old lady was really pissing me off with her bitching so I suffacocked her!

by XXXR8Mike July 5, 2009

Suffacocking

To suffocate someone else by shoving your penis down their throat.

"Get your dick out of my throat! Your suffacocking me!"

Girl 1: "Hey you look blue what's up?"
Girl 2: "My boyfriend suffacocked me"

by AlexTheSuffacocker November 16, 2013

suffacock

To disrupt another person's trachea with the head of a penis, preferably a beautiful cut penis and not an ugly foreskin-riddled German Johnny

Mike and Keira were at his lake when he tried to suffacock her but she got away, gasping for air.

by robot777player March 15, 2016

Buffacocka

When multiple men Ejaculate on a man's face

The man buffacocka all over his Face

by anonymous December 12, 2021