Puff A Lump 

To "Puff A Lump" means to fart and have a turd fall out.

Tom said, "There is a turd on the ground."
Tracy replied, "OH NO! I THOUGHT SOMETHING FELL OUT!"
Tom said, "So you did Puff A Lump!"

Puff A Lump by Tom The Poop Man. March 15, 2009

Puffalump 

N. A lazy person who sits around the house all day smoking your weed and eating your food.

Man, I gotta get that puffalump off my couch.

Puffalump by meatfluteofsavageblows November 6, 2013

puffalump 

A stuffed animal made by Fisher Price until the early 1980's. Great for humping and masturbating with.

I humping the heck out of the puffalump.

I cummed in a puffalump really hard.

puffalump by Big Man January 15, 2005

Puffalump 

Another term for a shower loofah.

I feel nice and clean after using my new puffalump in the shower.

Puffalump by The Watsonator May 11, 2019

Puffalump 

An obese girl that relishes giving oral favors

NicK: "what? I know she's heavy. but shes cute."
Sean: "I'm not saying anything I love me a good Puffalump"

Puffalump by Qreatin September 15, 2023