A term of endearment. Given to people one really likes and shows affection too. It is a compliment, something people should strive to be called. Puddah is not a word to be taken lightly, it has the deepest meanings, and is only given to people that uphold the puddah-code of standards. Can be used in obscene or sexual ways.
Hi Puddah!, Nakey Puddah, Bye Pud!, Your a silly pud.
A person whose behavior implies they are slightly out of touch with some aspect of reality or unable to clearly see some aspect of it. This shortcoming is not as a result of a physical handicap.
All the puddwhacks congregate to the chess club. That puddwhack needs someone to help him get dressed.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.