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Joni Pitkanen 

Elite defenseman who skates like the wind, makes passes like Hemsky, and plays rock-solid defense. Future Norris Trophy winner.
Wow, what a great pass by Joni Pitkanen

Look, he moves so fast hes like Joni Pitkanen

I wish i was elite as Joni
Joni Pitkanen by rhonde barber January 20, 2008
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How do you not know Pitka?

Pitka is the greatest of all time.
Pitka by H2 3RD March 29, 2022
An absolute Idiot, will do anything to get attention. In its life span it will become more and more idiotic, at the age of 12-16 it will start acting autistic.
That pitkat is autistic
pitkat by Hailtgesupreme May 10, 2017

Psitanium 

One of the halfops on the IRC channel #talk, capable of extreme pwnage at times of great crisis involving idiots. Most known for kicking without provocation, practicing Wiccan, and turning into a 400-pound massive furry beast with steak knives for claws and fangs.
<Samson> STFU u n33b
<Psitanium> Who are you talking to?
<Samson> U
<Psitanium> Ah, thought so.
Psitanium sets mode: +b *!*@Swift-A98347D.mub.bellsouth.com
Samson was kicked by Psitanium (Psitanium)
Psitanium by Islid Davilas January 6, 2008
An incredible cat with a warm soul and beautiful an unforgetable meow. You don't wanrt to get on her bad side.
Omg that girl is so cute
she reminds be of a cat called psotka
Psotka by Inezittamylove January 12, 2022
How do you not know Pitka?

Pitka is the greatest of all time.
Pitka by H2 3RD March 29, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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