Psitanium

One of the halfops on the IRC channel #talk, capable of extreme pwnage at times of great crisis involving idiots. Most known for kicking without provocation, practicing Wiccan, and turning into a 400-pound massive furry beast with steak knives for claws and fangs.

<Samson> STFU u n33b
<Psitanium> Who are you talking to?
<Samson> U
<Psitanium> Ah, thought so.
Psitanium sets mode: +b *!*@Swift-A98347D.mub.bellsouth.com
Samson was kicked by Psitanium (Psitanium)

by Islid Davilas January 6, 2008

Pentanium

A derivative of the 'Pentium' processor used by non-tech saavy consumers when looking for this type of processor.

"Excuse me, do you have any Pentanium processors? You see my hard drive in my modem caught on fire and I need to replace my Pentanium."

by Kevlar D November 10, 2007

Plotanium

n. A material invented purely to further the plot of a story, without any regard given to its scientific feasibility.

Jonathan: So how did they turn the planet Vulcan into a black hole?

Richard: Oh, they used red matter, of course. Don't worry about how it works, it's 100% pure plotanium.

by therichardstill May 8, 2009

plytanium

1. Seemingly high-end construction, later determined to be of dubious quality.
2. An acknowledgement of one's own less-than-stellar construction abilities.

1. A: Hey, your bookcase collapsed. B: Yeah, it's made of weapons-grade plytanium.

2. A: I sure hope my sad-ass plytanium scaffold doesn't collapse before this garage gets painted.

by Jeff Pillasch March 17, 2008

platanium

Platanium is a word you say and will get corrected by your girlfriend and spend 30 minutes trying to find that word

Bf: “He will get platanium records for sure!”
Gf: “It’s platinum you fucking idiot”

by Adam Testical nuts June 17, 2022