Pseuddhist

Someone who claims to principle their life on Buddhist teachings but is apathetic about practicing them.

Pseuddhist: Buddhism has had a huge impact on my life.
Man: Do you meditate often?
Pseuddhist: What?

by Rofl Waffle May 14, 2008

[pseudist]

n. one who claims to be a Buddhist, but does not actively (or accurately) practice, or know anything legitimate about, Buddhism; A pseudo-Buddhist.

Individuals who pretend to meditate, emulate a pseudo-bohemian style, and pretend to sound spiritual/intellectual. "She thinks she's on the path to enlightenment just because her religion on myspace is listed as 'Buddhist', but really she's just seen 'Across the Universe': she's a pseudist."

by kimmbrand November 5, 2008

pseudoistic

An annoyiong friend who always asks you to like or comment on his/her Facebook status , Profile picture , some clip etc....
This deplorable person is usually manipulated by commenting at the time that he/she asks you to do it and then deleting the comment after he/she appears offline .

Sean : " ugh.. fucking Allen "

Beso : " What ? "

Sean : " she wants me to comment on her new profile pic "

Beso : " dude... she told me to do that too ... what a pseudoistic girl "

Sean : " hah... you can say that agian ..."

by Kaliko Beso February 23, 2011

pseudohipster

Someone who has the outward appearance of a hipster, but who actually prescribes to mainstream lifestyle.

Greg wears retro eyeglasses and has an indie comic book collection, but works as a bank manager; he's a pseudohipster.

by MFRM December 14, 2014