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Pseudating

A guy and a girl that both really like each other, but aren't dating. They could be not aloud to or other circumstances. They do things like hug, hold hands, blow each other kisses, wink, etc.

They are usually bothered for not dating.
Ex. "Are you and Des dating? You guys are SOO cute. I saw you warming her hands and like hugging her."

"No, we're not. Why?

"You SOOO need to! Or are you guys like pseudating?"

"Go away and get out of my life."
Pseudating by Neond123 November 15, 2013
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PSEUDOLINGO 

PSEUDOLINGO:- That describes a slang word introduced, and or gathering usage from it's birth - FABARM is an infamous example.
Listen, Jack, you just have to remember, you're writing to sell a fast turnaround product, throw some PSEUDOLINGO into the copy, the quicker they understand it the more they buy.
PSEUDOLINGO by FABARM January 13, 2019

PSEUDOLINGO 

PSEUDOLINGO:- That describes a slang word introduced, and or gathering usage from it's birth - FABARM is an infamous example.
Listen, Jack, you just have to remember, you're writing to sell a fast turnaround product, throw some PSEUDOLINGO into the copy, the quicker they understand it the more they buy.
PSEUDOLINGO by FABARM January 13, 2019

pseudodating 

A pseudodate is a planned event that occurs between strictly two people when at least one person thinks they may be into the other.

One doesn't have to pay for everything on a pseudodate, but if picking up the tab can be pulled off then it could mean real dates lie in one's future.

Also, pseudodating other people at the same time is always a good thing.
Dude you are teh 1337sauce for pseudodating 3 chicks in a day!!
pseudodating by Pwns Zimon April 13, 2008

pseudulting 

Being broke can't keep me from having a glass of wine everyday. Guess I'm pseudulting my way through life.
pseudulting by Thenachoe March 17, 2019

predating 

To wear your hair in a manner similar to Doug Gabriel, formerly of Oakland Raiders. i.e. a hairstyle similar to that worn by the Predator; a corn row mullet
Kwame Brown was seen predating for the Lakers in the playoffs.
predating by 8rain May 8, 2007

predating 

As of or in the manner of a predator.

Also: that thing you do to people when you're trying to get them to date you.
I was predating her for 2 weeks before I actually asked her to dinner.
predating by @ndy July 9, 2006
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