pseud 

(noun) |Plural: pseuds|
A pretentious person that pretends to know a lot about the Arts when infact knows very little or nothing.

Shortening of the word: Pseudo

Pronounced: "Su'youd"

He said that it raised the question of egalitarianism affecting meritocracy, he's such a pseud!

pseud by Kit Pebble April 29, 2005

pseud 

Short for pseudo-intellectual. The type of character prevalent on 4chan or 8chan, or maybe a guest on MSM news trotted out for propaganda, who thinks they have everything figured out and all others are lesser beings (e.g., Sebastian Gorka). Or just a plain old failed or mediocre academic with an inferiority complex in need of bolstering (e.g., Jordan Peterson) who has found rejuvenated glory by trotting out pseudo-academic drivel appealing to racist, or neoconservative, or reactionary or sometimes even neoliberal anxieties.

"Did you see that pseud claiming Trump is on Earth to complete the System of German Idealism? Man was he trolling that journo."

pseud by Geonmaster June 30, 2019

Pseud 

sɪ͡ʊd

Short for "pseudonym"

She goes by the pseud "Nastasya", after Nastasya Filippovna, from Dostoevsky's "The Idiot"

Pseud by Haiyathea November 27, 2024

Pseud_Posting

Pseud_Posting is a cool guy and our god

Woah! That pseud_posting is such a banger!

Pseud_Posting by RangerTW May 28, 2021

Pseudo-Engineer 

Sarcastic title, proudly used by those with Engineering degrees, when others without the degree, claim to be Engineers.

A supervisor introducing the working team to a new member:
"Even though he’s the only one with a real Engineering degree, Jack calls himself a Pseudo-Engineer because others here in the company claim to be Software Engineers but their degrees are from everything from Political Science to Accounting."

Pseudo-Engineer by truepseudonym July 9, 2018

Pseudo-Engineer 

1: A person without an Engineering Degree who claims being an Engineer simply because they work in Engineering tasks.

2: A person who hasn’t gone through the rigors of Engineering School, yet pretends to be an Engineer.

Guy 1: "Yeah, I'm an Engineer."
Guy 2: "Oh cool! My brother's an Engineer. What's your degree on?"
Guy 1: "Well, it's in Graphic Design, but I have a Java certification and write software for a living."
Guy 2: Snickers and thinks to himself "Perfect...another Pseudo-Engineer."

Pseudo-Engineer by truepseudonym July 9, 2018

Pseudo Celebrity 

A pseudo celebrity is someone who has become famous without having done anything to deserve it, they are the wasters, the drones and parasites of humanity. Having achieved nothing worthwhile, they are best described as the liggers and Kim Kardashians of this world, the braindead youtubers, talentless and lacking any sort of distinction. They are the self-centred and egotistical nonentities for whom princess syndrome is a way of life. The only reason they are celebrities is because they have more egotisticalbullshit than normal people, they are pseuds, thus pseudo celebrities.

Is the rise of the pseudo celebrity a sign that the human race has gone to rat shit?

Pseudo Celebrity by AKACroatalin September 20, 2016