2 definitions by Geonmaster

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Botty stab : a polite version of "fucked up the ass" used around impressionable youngsters. Typically used for a less grievous situation than an actual FUTA moment, for instance, a mere metaphorical tickle on the butt. Also, most often announced by the person kicking themselves in the ass. Ideally the impressionable youngster will not know the full meaning, and will forever remain ignorant of this etymology until they read this Urban Dictionary entry (or a plagiarized version thereof) . Coined around 1980 by a New Zealander living in Churton Park, Wellington.
Example: realizing he just gave away all his lives in a Comodore64 game to his opponent, "Oh, botty stab."
by Geonmaster July 23, 2017
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Short for pseudo-intellectual. The type of character prevalent on 4chan or 8chan, or maybe a guest on MSM news trotted out for propaganda, who thinks they have everything figured out and all others are lesser beings (e.g., Sebastian Gorka). Or just a plain old failed or mediocre academic with an inferiority complex in need of bolstering (e.g., Jordan Peterson) who has found rejuvenated glory by trotting out pseudo-academic drivel appealing to racist, or neoconservative, or reactionary or sometimes even neoliberal anxieties.
"Did you see that pseud claiming Trump is on Earth to complete the System of German Idealism? Man was he trolling that journo."
by Geonmaster June 30, 2019
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