3 definitions by Geonmaster
Short for pseudo-intellectual. The type of character prevalent on 4chan or 8chan, or maybe a guest on MSM news trotted out for propaganda, who thinks they have everything figured out and all others are lesser beings (e.g., Sebastian Gorka). Or just a plain old failed or mediocre academic with an inferiority complex in need of bolstering (e.g., Jordan Peterson) who has found rejuvenated glory by trotting out pseudo-academic drivel appealing to racist, or neoconservative, or reactionary or sometimes even neoliberal anxieties.
"Did you see that pseud claiming Trump is on Earth to complete the System of German Idealism? Man was he trolling that journo."
by Geonmaster June 30, 2019
(or grot-grot). Something very uncomfortable or highly unpleasant that you nevertheless voluntarily or via mild friendly coercion are going to do, or think about doing. On the odd occasion you might get into grotgrot situations for your paid work, which might count as mildly involuntary (are you financially free enough to quit?).
Brother: "So are you going to test the Wim Hof cold exposure method for me bro?"
You: "Yes, but it will be extreme grotgrot. Are you going to sponsor for the ice?"
You: "Yes, but it will be extreme grotgrot. Are you going to sponsor for the ice?"
by Geonmaster February 19, 2023
Botty stab : a polite version of "fucked up the ass" used around impressionable youngsters. Typically used for a less grievous situation than an actual FUTA moment, for instance, a mere metaphorical tickle on the butt. Also, most often announced by the person kicking themselves in the ass. Ideally the impressionable youngster will not know the full meaning, and will forever remain ignorant of this etymology until they read this Urban Dictionary entry (or a plagiarized version thereof) . Coined around 1980 by a New Zealander living in Churton Park, Wellington.
Example: realizing he just gave away all his lives in a Comodore64 game to his opponent, "Oh, botty stab."
by Geonmaster July 23, 2017